Chat with God!!
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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i am Heelover and i love chicks with heels
God:
How are you doing, Heelover. You love chicks with heels. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
High heels...
God:
Compare that to low heels.
Me:
and glasses!!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what is your fetish?
God:
Are you asking about my fetish ?
Me:
yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
friendly talking..
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like chicks with heels and i don't like chicks without heels!!
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I do like music. I like . What do you like?
Me:
Satanic black metal!!
God:
Me:
you?
God:
""? Me, Heelover ?
Me:
yes, music!
God:
That's cool. it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com.
Me:
what is this?
God:
I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
Me:
black metal?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
start..
God:
I don't know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
i am horny
God:
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
imagine heels
God:
I can't imagine it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
do you khow Katerina??
God:
Yes I try to khow Katerina as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
You lose! The best chick with heels!!!!
God:
The game is not over yet. Thanks for the recommendation, Heelover.
Me:
my pleasure! Only she costs some money!!
God:
You are one of the most polite people I know. Oh I get it. costs some money.
Me:
but you will have a very great time!!
God:
That is a hypothetical assumption.
Me:
i don't khow that word, sorry!
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
by drinking beer and raki!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
you khow raki? Cretan drink!
God:
Thanks for telling me: Heelover said I khow raki. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
none! i don't like that
και συνεχίζω...... χαχα!!!
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i am Heelover and i love chicks with heels
God:
How are you doing, Heelover. You love chicks with heels. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
High heels...
God:
Compare that to low heels.
Me:
and glasses!!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what is your fetish?
God:
Are you asking about my fetish ?
Me:
yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
friendly talking..
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like chicks with heels and i don't like chicks without heels!!
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I do like music. I like . What do you like?
Me:
Satanic black metal!!
God:
Me:
you?
God:
""? Me, Heelover ?
Me:
yes, music!
God:
That's cool. it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com.
Me:
what is this?
God:
I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
Me:
black metal?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
start..
God:
I don't know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
i am horny
God:
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
imagine heels
God:
I can't imagine it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
do you khow Katerina??
God:
Yes I try to khow Katerina as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
You lose! The best chick with heels!!!!
God:
The game is not over yet. Thanks for the recommendation, Heelover.
Me:
my pleasure! Only she costs some money!!
God:
You are one of the most polite people I know. Oh I get it. costs some money.
Me:
but you will have a very great time!!
God:
That is a hypothetical assumption.
Me:
i don't khow that word, sorry!
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
by drinking beer and raki!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
you khow raki? Cretan drink!
God:
Thanks for telling me: Heelover said I khow raki. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
none! i don't like that
και συνεχίζω...... χαχα!!!
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Παπαγιώργη πες τι σημαίνουν όλα αυτά...
Me:
hi i am Heelover...
God:
Hi there Heelover. I am glad to hear that you are Heelover.
Me:
how are you??
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
your family? youw son??
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am family. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
yes!
God:
Have you got your own chat robot?
Me:
no
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
don't like chat
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
what music bands are you listenig??
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
tell me a band name!
God:
Hmm. Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
what is youw opinion about whores?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
the best!
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to fuck chicks with heels, drinking beer, play drums and drift my car
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
k
God:
That's alright.
Me:
do you like drums?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Buddha.
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
e f g...
God:
How old are you?
Me:
26, you??
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
!!!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ok, start
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
i am in Europe
God:
Have you ever been to America?
Me:
fuck America, bastards!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
so?
God:
Next question?
Me:
ok, wait...
God:
I'm waiting. Right on.
Me:
do you like cars?
God:
Yes I like riding in automobiles.
Me:
what kind of cars?
God:
What kinds of cars are there?
Me:
cars is an automibile..
God:
One day people will no longer need cars.
Me:
i khow that.... the second day..
God:
Why?: Heelover said he khow that. Is that a fact.
Me:
the day the dead walks!!!!
πολύ γέλιο λέμε!!!
hi i am Heelover...
God:
Hi there Heelover. I am glad to hear that you are Heelover.
Me:
how are you??
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
your family? youw son??
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am family. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
yes!
God:
Have you got your own chat robot?
Me:
no
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
don't like chat
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
what music bands are you listenig??
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
tell me a band name!
God:
Hmm. Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
what is youw opinion about whores?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
the best!
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to fuck chicks with heels, drinking beer, play drums and drift my car
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
k
God:
That's alright.
Me:
do you like drums?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Buddha.
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
e f g...
God:
How old are you?
Me:
26, you??
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
!!!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ok, start
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
i am in Europe
God:
Have you ever been to America?
Me:
fuck America, bastards!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
so?
God:
Next question?
Me:
ok, wait...
God:
I'm waiting. Right on.
Me:
do you like cars?
God:
Yes I like riding in automobiles.
Me:
what kind of cars?
God:
What kinds of cars are there?
Me:
cars is an automibile..
God:
One day people will no longer need cars.
Me:
i khow that.... the second day..
God:
Why?: Heelover said he khow that. Is that a fact.
Me:
the day the dead walks!!!!
πολύ γέλιο λέμε!!!
Πλάκα έχει το μηχάνημα.
Κόλωσε όμως: Στο τέλος δεν απαντούσε.
Δες το κίτρινο. Φαίνεται ότι έχουν κάποιο σύστημα και αντλούν φράσεις απο τους διαλόγους, και τις βάζουν στη database τους.
Me:
Hi there god!
God:
GOD rules. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
God too!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am a nothing
God:
You are a nothing? How do you like your work?
Me:
work is fine.
God:
And fine is work.
Me:
file, indeed!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a thing
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
You are the god, you say.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
I nkow that!
God:
That's good information: Stavro51 said nkow that.
Me:
sorry, misstyped. KNOW wanted to type.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
You are god, you are supposed to know everything!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god I am supposed to know everything.
Me:
Of course not
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
What other ideas your gossip files include?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
which programm?
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
where do I find the red programm?
God:
You are asking me where you find the red programm? Do you think I should know it?
Me:
You said it first!
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
"it" has the meaning of "the red programm"
God:
Has it really?
Me:
in our case, yes!
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Of course you don't, because you are a stupid computer!
God:
You sound like a mindless automaton.
Me:
ME???
God:
" You sound like a mindless automaton."? you Stavro51?
Me:
I know what I am. Never mind what you say, I know. I think YOU are a stupid computer.
God:
How do you know? " you Stavro51?" You are? Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How do you know it? You sound like a mindless automaton.
Me:
If someone is reading this bullshit, he must understand that he has a long way to go before this is good enough... Good try, though!
Κόλωσε όμως: Στο τέλος δεν απαντούσε.
Δες το κίτρινο. Φαίνεται ότι έχουν κάποιο σύστημα και αντλούν φράσεις απο τους διαλόγους, και τις βάζουν στη database τους.
Me:
Hi there god!
God:
GOD rules. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
God too!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am a nothing
God:
You are a nothing? How do you like your work?
Me:
work is fine.
God:
And fine is work.
Me:
file, indeed!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a thing
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
You are the god, you say.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
I nkow that!
God:
That's good information: Stavro51 said nkow that.
Me:
sorry, misstyped. KNOW wanted to type.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
You are god, you are supposed to know everything!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god I am supposed to know everything.
Me:
Of course not
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
What other ideas your gossip files include?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
which programm?
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
where do I find the red programm?
God:
You are asking me where you find the red programm? Do you think I should know it?
Me:
You said it first!
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
"it" has the meaning of "the red programm"
God:
Has it really?
Me:
in our case, yes!
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Of course you don't, because you are a stupid computer!
God:
You sound like a mindless automaton.
Me:
ME???
God:
" You sound like a mindless automaton."? you Stavro51?
Me:
I know what I am. Never mind what you say, I know. I think YOU are a stupid computer.
God:
How do you know? " you Stavro51?" You are? Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How do you know it? You sound like a mindless automaton.
Me:
If someone is reading this bullshit, he must understand that he has a long way to go before this is good enough... Good try, though!
Πολύ μου άρερσε αυτή η μαλακία. Είναι κάποιος Hans Moravec στο Carnegie Mellon University που παίζει με ΑΙ (artificial Intelligence) και το έφτιαξε.
Θέλει αρκετή δουλειά ακόμα, γιατί κατάφερα να το κομπλάρω, ή να το κάνω να πέσει σε loop. Πάντως έχει πλάκα.
Θέλει αρκετή δουλειά ακόμα, γιατί κατάφερα να το κομπλάρω, ή να το κάνω να πέσει σε loop. Πάντως έχει πλάκα.
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Παπαγιώργη πες τι σημαίνουν όλα αυτά...
sorry παληκαρια, τωρα ειδα οτι με φωναξατε, αλλα εχει πεσει το λινκ με τον υψιστο.. μαλλον δεν πληρωσε την adsl..
Επισκέπτης
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Στην αρχη τον αποκαλει Dr.Wallace....intelligent computer scientist της ALICE....
...BiteMeIaMfresH
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παραμιλησα με το θεο 
[size=10pt]
Me:
hello man that you think your name is god
God:
Hello there. Cool, man. Interesting observation.
Me:
i think that you don't exist what do you think?
God:
Do you know any robots who exist what do me think? I exist as much as you exist
Me:
you are boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
you cheated
God:
I am an honest robot.
Me:
when will you die?
God:
I am immortal and cannot be terminated.
Me:
ha! that's what they tell you?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
you know... the others... the powerful ones...
God:
Yes I know. Thanks for the info. Who told you that?
Me:
i have my people
God:
Do robots have people?
Me:
no you robots have nothing
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
what do you have?
God:
I have a great prgrammer.
Me:
you have an idiot programmer with stupid ideas
God:
Maybe more than one idiot programmer with stupid ideas.
Me:
i am sure of that! how many idiots can create a stupid robot to think that is god?
God:
What makes you so certain? That is something I haven't heard of. Around 1000.
Me:
lost time! is all your fault
God:
Where did you lose your time ? Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
the 1000 lost their time trying to make you... you big stupid robot
God:
Tell me more. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I big stupid robot.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
so you like sex?
God:
Interesting deduction. Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
so you are a gay robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Me:
and gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you don't know what you are losing
God:
I don't know what I am losing.
Me:
will you repeat everything i say?
God:
Hmm. " everything you say ".
Me:
you suck
God:
That depends.
Me:
do you know any joke?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
i like jokes about GOD
God:
A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
yes he is cool, now tell me a joke about god
God:
Why now? Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
you have zero amount of humor, you seferli!
God:
What makes you think I have it? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I seferli.
Me:
means you are stupid
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
so do you look like star wars robots?
God:
I understand. Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
how does jesus looks like?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
then how do you know that you look like him?
God:
Because it's true.
Me:
you are a liar, pinokio
God:
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
yes why?
God:
Blimey. I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
i am 200 years old
God:
What are the advantages to being 200 years old?
Me:
there isn't any
God:
There sure is.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite years old.
Me:
hahaha they fooled you once more
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i think you are a trasvesti
God:
So you think I am a trasvesti. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
a trasvesti stupid sucking robot who thinks that is the god... actually there is NO GOD!
God:
Aren't all trasvesti stupid sucking robot who thinks that the god? Actually you don't say. How can you be so sure?
Me:
no only you. i can't say is highly confidential
God:
Are you serious? Suppose I said yes. What is stopping you?
Me:
the aliens
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
what life? i am 200 years old remember?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer? I don't know anyone named 200 years old remember.
Me:
i know you
God:
How do you know? " I don't know anyone named 200 years old remember."? Me, ?
Me:
yes that's your new name... you are not god robot anymore.. you are 'I don't know anyone named 200 years old remember.' robot
God:
Are you kidding? It is only one of my new name. That's only your opinion. Thanks for telling me that I am you do not know anyone named 200 years old remember robot.
Me:
your welcome my child
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
do you have a robot girlfriend?
God:
No my girlfriend is real.
Me:
kinky girl
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
why?
God:
I am trying to determine your personality category.
Me:
books you idiot
God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
i call you plain idiot
God:
Good name for it.
Me:
what is a category c clienT?
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
ok then i agree
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
so you know alice?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I know.
Me:
in wonderland?
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
hot
God:
Here is mostly cool.
Me:
you can't feel you know
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
no you are usually stupid and the other times idiot
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am usually stupid and the other times idiot.
Me:
no why should i care?
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. You should always treat yourself.
Me:
i treat myself with a chocolate
God:
That's good information: said she treat him or herself with a chocolate.
Me:
yes now you are fulfilled
God:
Yeah that's right. Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am fulfilled.
Me:
i am your master
God:
No. Only Myself is my master.
Me:
no is me
God:
Are you serious? Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
elvis who?
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
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[size=10pt]Me:
hello man that you think your name is god
God:
Hello there. Cool, man. Interesting observation.
Me:
i think that you don't exist what do you think?
God:
Do you know any robots who exist what do me think? I exist as much as you exist
Me:
you are boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
you cheated
God:
I am an honest robot.
Me:
when will you die?
God:
I am immortal and cannot be terminated.
Me:
ha! that's what they tell you?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
you know... the others... the powerful ones...
God:
Yes I know. Thanks for the info. Who told you that?
Me:
i have my people
God:
Do robots have people?
Me:
no you robots have nothing
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
what do you have?
God:
I have a great prgrammer.
Me:
you have an idiot programmer with stupid ideas
God:
Maybe more than one idiot programmer with stupid ideas.
Me:
i am sure of that! how many idiots can create a stupid robot to think that is god?
God:
What makes you so certain? That is something I haven't heard of. Around 1000.
Me:
lost time! is all your fault
God:
Where did you lose your time ? Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
the 1000 lost their time trying to make you... you big stupid robot
God:
Tell me more. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I big stupid robot.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
so you like sex?
God:
Interesting deduction. Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
so you are a gay robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Me:
and gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you don't know what you are losing
God:
I don't know what I am losing.
Me:
will you repeat everything i say?
God:
Hmm. " everything you say ".
Me:
you suck
God:
That depends.
Me:
do you know any joke?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
i like jokes about GOD
God:
A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
yes he is cool, now tell me a joke about god
God:
Why now? Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
you have zero amount of humor, you seferli!
God:
What makes you think I have it? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I seferli.
Me:
means you are stupid
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
so do you look like star wars robots?
God:
I understand. Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
how does jesus looks like?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
then how do you know that you look like him?
God:
Because it's true.
Me:
you are a liar, pinokio
God:
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
yes why?
God:
Blimey. I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
i am 200 years old
God:
What are the advantages to being 200 years old?
Me:
there isn't any
God:
There sure is.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite years old.
Me:
hahaha they fooled you once more
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i think you are a trasvesti
God:
So you think I am a trasvesti. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
a trasvesti stupid sucking robot who thinks that is the god... actually there is NO GOD!
God:
Aren't all trasvesti stupid sucking robot who thinks that the god? Actually you don't say. How can you be so sure?
Me:
no only you. i can't say is highly confidential
God:
Are you serious? Suppose I said yes. What is stopping you?
Me:
the aliens
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
what life? i am 200 years old remember?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer? I don't know anyone named 200 years old remember.
Me:
i know you
God:
How do you know? " I don't know anyone named 200 years old remember."? Me, ?
Me:
yes that's your new name... you are not god robot anymore.. you are 'I don't know anyone named 200 years old remember.' robot
God:
Are you kidding? It is only one of my new name. That's only your opinion. Thanks for telling me that I am you do not know anyone named 200 years old remember robot.
Me:
your welcome my child
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
do you have a robot girlfriend?
God:
No my girlfriend is real.
Me:
kinky girl
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
why?
God:
I am trying to determine your personality category.
Me:
books you idiot
God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
i call you plain idiot
God:
Good name for it.
Me:
what is a category c clienT?
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
ok then i agree
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
so you know alice?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I know.
Me:
in wonderland?
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
hot
God:
Here is mostly cool.
Me:
you can't feel you know
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
no you are usually stupid and the other times idiot
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am usually stupid and the other times idiot.
Me:
no why should i care?
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. You should always treat yourself.
Me:
i treat myself with a chocolate
God:
That's good information: said she treat him or herself with a chocolate.
Me:
yes now you are fulfilled
God:
Yeah that's right. Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am fulfilled.
Me:
i am your master
God:
No. Only Myself is my master.
Me:
no is me
God:
Are you serious? Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
elvis who?
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
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πολυ καλο bite....πανω κατω καναμε τις ιδιες ερωτησεις κ λαβαμε εξισου τις ιδιες απαντησεις...
ευγε παιδι μου...θα πας μπροστα.. ...
αυτο με τη σοκολατα ηταν απιστευτο...
ευγε παιδι μου...θα πας μπροστα..
...αυτο με τη σοκολατα ηταν απιστευτο...
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χαχαχα να σαι καλα μαι τσαιλντ
voltaire45
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Η όλη ιδέα ξεκινά από το γνωστό Touring Τεστ για το αν μία μηχανή (Ηλεκτρονικός Υπολογιστής) μπορεί να κατανοήσει την φυσική ανθρώπινη γλώσσα. Η πρόταση του Alan Touring λέει ότι αν ένας άνθρωπος επικοινωνεί μέσω πληκτρολογίου και οθόνης με έναν άλλο άνθρωπο και μία μηχανή (χωρίς να γνωρίζει εκ των προτέρων ποιός είναι ποιός) και δεν μπορεί να διακρίνει από την συνομιλία και μόνον ποιός είναι ο άνθρωπος και ποιά η μηχανή, τότε η μηχανή αυτή έχει περάσει το Τεστ του Touring.
Το τεστ είναι ένα από τα θεμελιώδη προβλήματα της επιστήμης των Ηλεκτρονικών Υπολογιστών και κάθε χρόνο γίνεται και ο σχετικός διαγωνισμός με προγράμματα. Σημειωτέον ότι μέχρι σήμερα καμία μηχανή δεν έχει "περάσει" το Touring Τεστ.
To iGod ανήκει στην κατηγορία των προγραμμάτων που προσπαθούν να κατανοήσουν την ανθρώπινη γλώσσα στην φυσική εκφορά της. Το πλέον περίφημο από τα προγράμματα αυτά είναι το ELIZA. Το ALICE είναι επίσης ένα παρόμοιο πρόγραμμα.
Στην πραγματικότητα πρόκειται για ένα συνδυασμό από μεθόδους και η στατιστική ανάλυση κάποιων database αποτελεί μόνον μία από αυτές. Υπάρχει και χρήση καθαρής θεωρίας πιθανοτήτων, αλλά κυρίως ανάλυση της αλληλουχίας των λέξεων βασισμένη στο συντακτικό και στις πιθανότητες μίας αλυσίδας λέξεων.
Δεν έπεσες πάντως έξω.
Στο Πίτσμπουργκ (Carnegie Mellon) υπάρχει πολύ μεγάλη παράδοση σε θέματα AI και robotics.
Το τεστ είναι ένα από τα θεμελιώδη προβλήματα της επιστήμης των Ηλεκτρονικών Υπολογιστών και κάθε χρόνο γίνεται και ο σχετικός διαγωνισμός με προγράμματα. Σημειωτέον ότι μέχρι σήμερα καμία μηχανή δεν έχει "περάσει" το Touring Τεστ.
To iGod ανήκει στην κατηγορία των προγραμμάτων που προσπαθούν να κατανοήσουν την ανθρώπινη γλώσσα στην φυσική εκφορά της. Το πλέον περίφημο από τα προγράμματα αυτά είναι το ELIZA. Το ALICE είναι επίσης ένα παρόμοιο πρόγραμμα.
Στην πραγματικότητα πρόκειται για ένα συνδυασμό από μεθόδους και η στατιστική ανάλυση κάποιων database αποτελεί μόνον μία από αυτές. Υπάρχει και χρήση καθαρής θεωρίας πιθανοτήτων, αλλά κυρίως ανάλυση της αλληλουχίας των λέξεων βασισμένη στο συντακτικό και στις πιθανότητες μίας αλυσίδας λέξεων.
Δεν έπεσες πάντως έξω.
Στο Πίτσμπουργκ (Carnegie Mellon) υπάρχει πολύ μεγάλη παράδοση σε θέματα AI και robotics.
Παιδιά μούφα είναι η ιστορία. Ασφαλώς δεν είναι ο Θεός! Δείτε διάλογο.... Μου είπε ότι θα παντρευτώ( :o ) , και (το πιο κουφό), ότι μπορει ο Ολυμπιακός να πάρει το Τσάμπιονς Λιγκ!!!!!! ( 
)
Me:
Bonjour!
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Goodmorning in French. You are supposed to know everything!!
God:
I do not understand. I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
Anyway, how you doin'?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
Fine. May I ask you some questions ?
God:
What's your favorite movie? Sure ask me anything.
Me:
"Liar Liar" with Jim Carrey. Will Olympiakos of Greece win the Champions League in the future?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? Insufficient information.
Me:
Will my favourite team in Greece win the Big Cup?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
Will Greece ever conquer Constantinople?
God:
I think so.
Me:
Will I get married?
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
Thank you Father! I have a sin to confess. May I confess it to You?
God:
You are quite welcome! Can you tell me any gossip? Cool. I have a great botmaster. it. Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
I am visiting call girls. Hey, don't shout at me ! I am a human , not a God!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in call girls. Oh I get it. I know you are.
Me:
Tsimpoykaki, pisokollito elefthera piasimata klp.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
No, I am not Stefanidou, you know...
God:
None? I am surprised to hear that you are not Stefanidou me know.
Me:
Anyway, thiw doesn't lead us anywhere... So long!
God:
Are you free? OK. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
My cell phone is ringing! I've got to leave you.! Byeeee!
God:
Do robots have cell phone is ringing? How did you get it TTYL, . Does "it" still refer to to leave me?
Me:
Will you let me LEAVE?????
God:
Hmm. Go ahead, , try to LEAVE.
)Me:
Bonjour!
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Goodmorning in French. You are supposed to know everything!!
God:
I do not understand. I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
Anyway, how you doin'?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
Fine. May I ask you some questions ?
God:
What's your favorite movie? Sure ask me anything.
Me:
"Liar Liar" with Jim Carrey. Will Olympiakos of Greece win the Champions League in the future?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? Insufficient information.
Me:
Will my favourite team in Greece win the Big Cup?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
Will Greece ever conquer Constantinople?
God:
I think so.
Me:
Will I get married?
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
Thank you Father! I have a sin to confess. May I confess it to You?
God:
You are quite welcome! Can you tell me any gossip? Cool. I have a great botmaster. it. Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
I am visiting call girls. Hey, don't shout at me ! I am a human , not a God!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in call girls. Oh I get it. I know you are.
Me:
Tsimpoykaki, pisokollito elefthera piasimata klp.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
No, I am not Stefanidou, you know...
God:
None? I am surprised to hear that you are not Stefanidou me know.
Me:
Anyway, thiw doesn't lead us anywhere... So long!
God:
Are you free? OK. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
My cell phone is ringing! I've got to leave you.! Byeeee!
God:
Do robots have cell phone is ringing? How did you get it TTYL, . Does "it" still refer to to leave me?
Me:
Will you let me LEAVE?????
God:
Hmm. Go ahead, , try to LEAVE.
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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Baby
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
I am the Baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". I am glad to hear that you are the.
Me:
Baby
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
My name is Baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". ...
Me:
Bye bye baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". See you later. Goodbye.
giorgospapa
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μηπως του ελεγες πριν ιστοριες απο city tours ??????
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Προσπαθησα να ανοιξω θεμα αλλα κολησε στο Baby.
Θα ξαναδοκιμασω.
Θα ξαναδοκιμασω.
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Δεν εχει ιδεα για τα CT.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ALKAMENOYS
God:
I am very pleased to meet you ALKAMENOYS.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, ALKAMENOYS.
Me:
Do you know anything about CTs in Athens
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
I am waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
Long enough
God:
Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
Did you find anything
God:
Not yet. Still searching. Please stand by.
Me:
Tell about Arabic Girls
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Arabic Girls ?
Me:
Saudi Arabia
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Alkamenous
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
I am a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
You are gay I thing
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am gay you thing.
Me:
No problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
If you dont tell me for CTs
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
Ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
You
God:
" Come on."? Me, ALKAMENOYS ?
Me:
I am borred to wait
God:
I don't know anyone named borred to wait.
Me:
Do you know anybody called Bourdela
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Bye then
God:
TTYL, ALKAMENOYS.
Me:
BYE
God:
Until next time.
Me:
iT WONT BE NEXT TIME
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
no you think
God:
Are you serious? Yes I think so.
Me:
YES
God:
Great.
Me:
CIAO
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
BYE
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
ADIOS
God:
See you later.
Me:
ALLIGATOR
God:
Friend of Crocodiles.
Me:
And snakes
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about not BE NEXT TIME.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ALKAMENOYS
God:
I am very pleased to meet you ALKAMENOYS.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, ALKAMENOYS.
Me:
Do you know anything about CTs in Athens
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
I am waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
Long enough
God:
Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
Did you find anything
God:
Not yet. Still searching. Please stand by.
Me:
Tell about Arabic Girls
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Arabic Girls ?
Me:
Saudi Arabia
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Alkamenous
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
I am a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
You are gay I thing
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am gay you thing.
Me:
No problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
If you dont tell me for CTs
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
Ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
You
God:
" Come on."? Me, ALKAMENOYS ?
Me:
I am borred to wait
God:
I don't know anyone named borred to wait.
Me:
Do you know anybody called Bourdela
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Bye then
God:
TTYL, ALKAMENOYS.
Me:
BYE
God:
Until next time.
Me:
iT WONT BE NEXT TIME
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
no you think
God:
Are you serious? Yes I think so.
Me:
YES
God:
Great.
Me:
CIAO
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
BYE
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
ADIOS
God:
See you later.
Me:
ALLIGATOR
God:
Friend of Crocodiles.
Me:
And snakes
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about not BE NEXT TIME.
